HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via thefuuuucomics)

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

(Source: bewilderedbertl, via thefuuuucomics)

officialfrenchtoast:

Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: sandandglass, via soberish)

— One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez (via fuckyeahexistentialism)

(Source: themoonisgreen, via fuckyeahexistentialism)


— ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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lookatmytitle:

ladycardboard:

lifemadesimple:

What Each Degree of Steak Doneness Should Look Like

Therefore how long to cook a steak to achieve desired doneness.

Only Heretics cook past medium rare. Way to ruin the flavor.

Finally! Advice on how to get my steak perfectly well done, just the way I like it. Not for religious purposes. Because I enjoy it well done. Aren’t opinions fun.

(via soberish)

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

soberish:

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

HUFFLEPUFF
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