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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.




  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

(via tales-of-a-cranky-girl)

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"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"


"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

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i bet the crowd didnt even laugh they probably was like man that’s some real shit

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Intimacy: The Whys, Hows, How-Nots, and So-Nots

A great Scarleteen article on intimacy by Heather Corinna with a few cute example illustrations! More illustrations in the article :)

"There are probably at least 9,725,460,324 potential ways to experience intimacy. Here are 25: 

  • Having genital sex with someone
  • Telling someone a secret or fantasy
  • Helping someone who is hurt
  • Having a long open talk about something emotionally difficult where you feel vulnerable
  • Kissing
  • Showing someone part of your body you don’t feel confident about
  • Taking care of someone who is sick
  • Living with roommates
  • Sharing a table with someone
  • Singing or dancing together
  • Letting someone see you at your rattiest
  • Telling someone big news first, before you tell anyone else
  • Sharing something you’re worried might be weird
  • Sharing a password
  • Letting someone borrow or take care of something or someone important to you
  • Asking for help!
  • Showing someone something new you’ve been learning or doing when you aren’t very good at it yet”

This is really true and really important. Intimacy means something different (although maybe related) to everyone! 

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

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"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via dearest-sally-skellington)


i am so pro-selfie

you take those selfies.

you take those selfies and look cute as heck

you take those selfies and build your self confidence

because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person

if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything

now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are

(via ohhenryd)


This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife


This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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