HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

(Source: icymomo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

manhatinglesbian:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women.

(via blasianone)

soberish:

I snuggle with my pillow…. Does that count?!

(Source: juliet-echo-alpha)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via dearest-sally-skellington)

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via brutalductape)

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via geekycrap)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

thethingsyouvedone:

it’s weird how when women who work as prostitutes are murdered, the media refers to them as prostitutes rather than people. like, it’s never “man kills two women”, it’s “man kills two prostitutes”. you’d never see “man kills two lawyers” or something.
it’s like in their eyes being a sex worker takes away your right to being human

they don’t even say their names.

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

(via thefuuuucomics)

heroineheroine:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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lmaooo

(Source: manda, via brutalductape)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

HUFFLEPUFF
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