HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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(Source: sassyfeminist, via brutalductape)

tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body. [x]

(via thefuuuucomics)

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

(via brutalductape)

groucho-marxism:

Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

(via brutalductape)

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via thefuuuucomics)

itsdeepforhappypeople:

rainbow-femme:

If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died

what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck

(via brutalductape)

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

(via thefuuuucomics)

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

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HUFFLEPUFF
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