HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via thefuuuucomics)

itsdeepforhappypeople:

rainbow-femme:

If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died

what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck

(via brutalductape)

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

(via thefuuuucomics)

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via ohhenryd)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Sleeping Beauty: A summary

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

silencingthedrums:

yupppippi:

A complete list of Robin’s catchphrases from the 1960s Batman series according to Wikipedia

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: acidocasualidad, via geekycrap)

prrb:

"Oh look, it is an human! I must do something cute for them.
 /BLARRRGFH/
Did you see it? 
/BLEERHG/
:D….
nailed it.”

(Source: nicetooth, via brutalductape)

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HUFFLEPUFF
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