HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via geekycrap)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

thethingsyouvedone:

it’s weird how when women who work as prostitutes are murdered, the media refers to them as prostitutes rather than people. like, it’s never “man kills two women”, it’s “man kills two prostitutes”. you’d never see “man kills two lawyers” or something.
it’s like in their eyes being a sex worker takes away your right to being human

they don’t even say their names.

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

(via thefuuuucomics)

heroineheroine:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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lmaooo

(Source: manda, via brutalductape)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

(Source: gueasan, via brutalductape)

ponderosa121:

helens78:

blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

YOU GUYS

THAT IS SAM

SAM MOTHERFUCKING WILSON

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE JOSIAH BRADLEY

WHICH WOULD ALSO HAVE BEEN AMAZING

BUT IT’S SAM

I JUST EXPLODED AND BROKE MY CAPSLOCK KEY

SCREAMING. :D :D :D

(via tales-of-a-cranky-girl)

deansdamnation:

thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.

you could hear arya going through puberty

(Source: gameofsnow, via thefuuuucomics)

kayethepterodactyl:

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who looks at us

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the way Kristen Bell

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looks at sloths.

(via soberish)

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

HUFFLEPUFF
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