HUFFLEDOR
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Good Evening, Afternoon....Morning. My name's Plaro. I'm 23 and live in NYC. I'm an ambidextrous cook, meaning i'll cook just about anything. I have an unhealthy affinity with cats and I really dig mellow yet upbeat music (like Belle and Sebastian and The Shins). Other things I dig? My fantabulous friends >:D, Sitcoms, Videogames, Winning Prizes on the Claw Machine, Disney Movies, Tattoos, Peeing after holding it in for a really long time, (unintentionally ofcourse) ...there are a lot more things on that list, though I feel that this is good enough for now. Feel free to tell me what you guys dig.

mamasam:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Combination laughing/sobbing at this.

(Source: punkrockcomicart)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via waakeme-up)

creatingtheimaginary:

tentakewl:

that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful 

image

(Source: smackable, via lilyiahasnolife)

everytimeidiabetes:

damnitsjosh:

everytimeidiabetes:

Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that

Did you name your kitten Swag Money…

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

charamath:

And here is the first compilation of my ‘Yzma is Best Princess’ series.  I meant to do it when I completed 10, but people wanted a compilation, apparently.  So here is the first 8.  It’s been a wild ride so far and I’ve still got several more to go >.>

Watercolors, ink and digital outline.

(via ohhenryd)

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

(Source: 7887, via gh0stsnstuff)

twas—brillig:

Yep.

twas—brillig:

Yep.

(Source: kraved)

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

(via xerxies19)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

HUFFLEPUFF
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